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west village to west 30's
My cab driver was singing (loudly and with emotion) "Jesus Take the Wheel."
Least we weren't going over any bridges.
My cab driver was singing (loudly and with emotion) "Jesus Take the Wheel."
Least we weren't going over any bridges.
Monday, April 16, 2007
avenue C is for Cool Cherry Chapstick
(a lesson questioned in alphabet city)
CABBIE: why do you do that?
ME: do what?
CABBIE: put on chapstick.
ME: because... it keeps my lips from getting chapped. being dry.
CABBIE: but i do not understand. why are your lips dry?
ME: sometimes just when it's cold out or...
CABBIE: me, my lips are NEVER ever dry. never.
that's why i do not understand.
i see people use this chapppppp stick and it makes no sense to me.
ME: well, um, you're lucky. that's great.
CABBIE: all day i am drinking the water. i think this is why.
do you know how much water i drink in one day?
ask me how much water i drink. go on. ask me.
ME: how much water do you drink?
CABBIE: sometimes 5 glasses of water in one day! and sometimes a glass of juice. and a glass of milk. you see? this is why i do not have dry lips. all people should drink so much as me. and then no one would ever need to use the chappppp stick anymore.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Design Trust presents Taxi 07. Prototypes, hybrid technology, other stuff about yellow cabs. Read for yourself.